bulletproofteacup:

Hey, does anybody know where I might be able to find a decent version of Maleficent online? 

Going to the movie theaters in UAE is both needlessly expensive for quality not worth the price. I get a better experience for eight dollar movies at home ._.

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HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY LITTLE SISTER ABOUT GETTING HIGH /WAVES OCTOPUS ARM/ NOT CANNABIS FOR YIN

theriseofyin:

msscarlettaylor:

Hey I was just explaining to my daughter about how it sounds like to be around someone who is high.

If I wanted her to get high I would have answered her first question on how to go about getting it.

i CaN’T brEAtHe

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HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY LITTLE SISTER ABOUT GETTING HIGH /WAVES OCTOPUS ARM/ NOT CANNABIS FOR YIN

Hey I was just explaining to my daughter about how it sounds like to be around someone who is high.

If I wanted her to get high I would have answered her first question on how to go about getting it.

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theriseofyin:

msscarlettaylor said: Being 100% honest here… You sound like you’re stoned. Even though you’re probably not you sound like it.

i love how you use the word “probably” like—i don’t even understand how you ask for something like that? “can i have two canabeeses, please?”

do you get offers? by two get one free? accessories to keep them in? cannabis case? idek

LOL no that’s no what being stoned is like but that is how people sound when they’re high…At least all the people I’ve hung out with/ myself included.
"Dude do you realize how much effort it takes to blink."

"Is it just me or am I moving really slow?"

"Stop moving so much." "No it feels too good."

Things like that.

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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morethanpenitent:

the struggles of having “difficult” last names

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The first law of fanfiction

johns-sweetie:

I would like to propose a new law:

For every 3 chapters you read of any fanfiction, you must leave a comment/review.

Let’s face it: we all love those comments.

We may write the fics because we love writing them, but getting response from our readers is a very welcome bonus…

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actual-smaug:

bewaretheides315:

TINY DRAGON RING, GET ON MY FINGER!

the only acceptable way to propose to your significant other

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swan2swan:

If you’re having your first fight against a third-eyed freak who blows things up with the power of thought and you’re not doing it in pajamas, you’re doing it wrong.

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

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itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

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